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# a man walks into a bar with a giraffe
they get really drunk and eventually the giraffe falls over and the man gets up to walk out. The barman says, 'you can't leave that lying there,' and the man says, 'it's not a lion, it's a giraffe'
has to be said out loud to be quite good.
(HanaBizzle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:04, archived)
# an englishman, irishman, scotsman and welshman walk into a bar followed by a blind lesbian nun and a talking dog.
barman says "is this some kind of joke?"
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:13, archived)
# 3 jokes in one.
Man walks into a bar, and says "My wife's gone to the West Indies", barman says "Why the long face?", man says "she went with an englishman, an irishman and a scotsman".
(spacedman, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:25, archived)