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# not been well joke
I went to the doctors. I said 'I think Ive got an ear infection'. He said 'What are the symptoms', I said 'Theyre an american cartoon family'
(four foot vauxhall carlton, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:59, archived)
#
ok then
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:00, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:01, archived)
# four men walk into a bar.
eighteen nuns run around naked screaming at the barman.
everybody dies.
the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:01, archived)
# ahahah
(1, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:02, archived)
# a man walks into a bar with a giraffe
they get really drunk and eventually the giraffe falls over and the man gets up to walk out. The barman says, 'you can't leave that lying there,' and the man says, 'it's not a lion, it's a giraffe'
has to be said out loud to be quite good.
(HanaBizzle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:04, archived)
# an englishman, irishman, scotsman and welshman walk into a bar followed by a blind lesbian nun and a talking dog.
barman says "is this some kind of joke?"
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:13, archived)
# 3 jokes in one.
Man walks into a bar, and says "My wife's gone to the West Indies", barman says "Why the long face?", man says "she went with an englishman, an irishman and a scotsman".
(spacedman, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:25, archived)
# If I were you, I'd tell your doctor the symptoms, and let him/her make the diagnosis.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:02, archived)