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# i'd jump up at down at one end
to try and make it rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)
# No, you have to be far more insidious than that.
Arrange for one wing to all have their lunch break at once.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:24, archived)
# could try and get everyone to run from one end to the other
in time with the rocking.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:27, archived)
# You could fly a plane at it. That'd get them moving.
Circle it and make feinting passes* at each end in turn.

*couple of easy puns there if anyone wants 'em
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)
# I favour
dropping a particularly fruity guff at one end, forcing everyone to run into the far arm.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:25, archived)