
along with corks dangling from strings.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:20,
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a series of spirit levels attached to the underside of the hat, so you can keep your head at the perfect angle whilst walking.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:24,
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so you can look down on the common-hatted folk
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:25,
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a drop down starchart, so you can navigate the high seas.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:34,
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You don't want to turn your hat into something silly...
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:36,
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