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# Michael swaps Kit for something with a bit more class
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:03, archived)
# just needs a finishing touch...


there!


No sleep til Brooklyn indeed, Nacho. I just found some Strongbow, so that's me sorted til 4am.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:16, archived)
# Well, I think I might go
to bed when this film finishes, but Vulga is still asleep on my sofa!
Then again I kept saying I was gonna go to bed last night and it didn't happen till 6.30.
No booze in the house though. Not good.
There's a place in Brighton that sells a crate of vodka for £50 at this time of night, but that's a bit extreme for just me and I'm skint anyway.
(Nacho, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:20, archived)
# steal vulga's wallet!
steal his wallet!

(um. sorry, vulga.)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:21, archived)
# I don't do things like
that!
I'm nice.
However, if he had booze I would see that as a fair tax for falling asleep. But he hasn't.
(Nacho, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:23, archived)
# that's good.
meanwhile at my residence, ginger wine has brought its presence to my attention. i swear, i have no idea how it got there!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:29, archived)
# Actually
If there was someone else here to share the amusement, I think I would start drawing on them or sellotaping eyes cut out of a magazine to his eyelids or something.
(Nacho, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:31, archived)
# No booze!
it sounds like waking nightamre. a living hell. poor nacho!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:30, archived)
# BORED BORED BASTARD BORED
Coffee just isn't what I'm after. The most exciting drink I have in the house at the moment is a cappuccino.
Where have you lot been tonight anyway?
Actually my mate who lives round the corner might be having a right old sesh at the moment.
Do you reckon I should see if he is and go round there?
I stay here and boredly watch the sleeping cuddlers?
Dilema
(Nacho, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:35, archived)
# Up to you
chicky babe. I just listened to eminem & dr dre vs the sugababes on radio cartel, and it was fan-fucking-tastic. woo. Is vulga's blood alcoholic? You could always try drinking that.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:38, archived)
# I'm vegetarian.
HA can you imagine his suprise though, if he woke up to find me with a razorblade at his forarm collecting a wineglass of blood?
His blood has got vodka in it, but as far as I know, no more than mine.
Bunch of pussies, these Sussex boys!
Spacefish, are you in Brighton?
DELIVER ME SOME BOOZE
(Nacho, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:42, archived)
# i'm in edinburgh,
and i throw like a girl. alas, there is no way i can transport booze to youse.

i'm vegetarian, but i'd make an exception for human blood once in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:44, archived)
# Knocked out
equals vegetable in my book. I reckon drinking the blood of a vegetable is no less vegetarian the drinking the juice of some celery. go on, drink his blood. You know you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:44, archived)
# YAY veggie kerrooo in da house.
And after my ranting the other day I found out that Haloumi is vegetarian - I was told it wasn't. That pleases immensely.
Nah, I so don't want to drink his blood.
Ooh, they're awake. Ooh, Vulga's awake and the boyf is back to snoring
(Nacho, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:48, archived)
# Woo
hello to vulga from me. has he got any spare blood?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:53, archived)
# OI!!!!!
I've just about surfaced (vulga here btw) and my blood is very much mine, thankyouverymuch... I could spare a little... no, no, I'm keeping all of it... so there... and... yeah....
(Nacho, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:56, archived)
# go on mate
just half a pint. please. go on. you know you want to slit that artery.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 23 Feb 2002, 21:00, archived)
# (nat - go to top of page for wav)
vulga - half a pint? that's nearly an arm full. I'm not losing one of my arms just to satisfy a crustacean. Well, being slightly crab-like myself I'm afraid I can't... People call me "the crab" at my local and there's even the picture from my profile up there behind the bar, honestly, come to Brighton and see (not for my blood)
(Nacho, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 21:04, archived)
# Oy wait here for a minute or two,
I'm gonna record this crocodile thing speaking after saying "Crab Bloke" and FTP it.
(Nacho, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:58, archived)
# cool
sounds great. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 23 Feb 2002, 21:01, archived)
# ARGH
Are you watching that?
She stabbed that old lady good and proper.
(Nacho, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:43, archived)
# hardly a dilemma,
you should undoubtedly go round there and get plastered.

I've been coding all day (mmm, fun) and am relieving the stress by having a wee drinkie. Went out last night though, which was good.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:40, archived)
# OH NO!
Sleeping, cuddling I can deal with.
Snoring....shut UP!
Right, that deserves a cigarette taxation.
(Nacho, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:38, archived)
# hehe
your right it needed that !
Do you have the original pengiun pic ? (and does that penguin have a name?)
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:31, archived)
# i think it's called
Woo Clicky.

And he lives here.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:36, archived)
# fantastic
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:41, archived)