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# Mmmm... Home-made porn...
Me done finally got me a digital camera yesterday. The missus is reluctant, but doesn't understand technology. Methinks I might 'accidentally' leave it on, and 'accidentally' start recording her sans coulottes... Then I might 'accidentally' fail to delete it, and 'accidentally' use the footage for future solitary lovemaking exercises. Mmmm...
(More information than you wanted, I'm sure)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:25, archived)
# That's not nice.
You should just grovel and buy her chocolates until she agrees to it.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:27, archived)
# you would
go for it then?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Not a hope in hell
She's got this funny idea that if we end up breaking up it might end up on this thing called "the internet" she's heard about...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Whoever
would think of such a thing?
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)
# you know
if you're going to go to that extent, you might as well film your foxy neighbour or someone desirable but unattainable.

sorry ladies.

*shame*
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)