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[challenge entry] hmm... better in my head

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(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:14, archived)
# eh?
nice chihuahua though!
(oneofthemany, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:17, archived)
# is that
what they call it these days
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# nah,
it was just the swear filter catching me trying to say chihuahua.
(oneofthemany, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:24, archived)
# have you
not heard of the internet?

and the top google searches of recent times?

Pam Anderson.... Paris Hilton.... home vidoes.... oh never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:24, archived)
# oh... THOSE...

....have an apologetic 'woo' as compensation.

I still stand by my nice chihuahua comment though
(oneofthemany, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:26, archived)
# have you
seen the budget version featuring Shirley Travel-Lodge?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Tesco 'value' porn?
(oneofthemany, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:29, archived)
# You do NOT
want to see 'Aldi Porn'...............
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)
# why?
I thought Aldi stocked everything you could ever want?
(oneofthemany, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# And imagine
What you might want in ten years time. They stock that now.
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Mmmm... Home-made porn...
Me done finally got me a digital camera yesterday. The missus is reluctant, but doesn't understand technology. Methinks I might "accidentally" leave it on, and "accidentally" start recording her sans coulottes... Then I might "accidentally" fail to delete it, and "accidentally" use the footage for future solitary lovemaking exercises. Mmmm...
(More information than you wanted, I'm sure)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:25, archived)
# That's not nice.
You should just grovel and buy her chocolates until she agrees to it.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:27, archived)
# you would
go for it then?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Not a hope in hell
She's got this funny idea that if we end up breaking up it might end up on this thing called "the internet" she's heard about...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Whoever
would think of such a thing?
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)
# you know
if you're going to go to that extent, you might as well film your foxy neighbour or someone desirable but unattainable.

sorry ladies.

*shame*
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)