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# Last time I had a partner,
Our tree-felling paths soon parted,
Because I found my tree was down,
Before she'd even started
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:38, archived)
# The one before that bidded me,
A very swift goodbye,
For as soon as she held my axe,
She got sap in her eye
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:41, archived)
# I'd really love to stop and talk
about more lumderjacking,
but time gets on,
I've got to go,
and do some baby whacking...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:57, archived)
# I once knew such a pretty girl,
Her pretty name was Maude,
She winked at me and my tree fell,
All of its own accord.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:57, archived)
# Ce Si n'est pas un genius....
Oh yes..
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:58, archived)