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# Apparently
hitting a pheasant with a car is a funny experience.

Bitchpapa told me that you feel a thud at the front, then in the mirror you see a comedy cloud of feathers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:29, archived)
# tell that to
the person who got a pheasant flying through his windshield and it ended up embedded in his headrest.

I saw 3 pheasants flying this morning, most rare.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:30, archived)
# in Brighton??!?
bloody hell, that is rare.
In fact: How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:32, archived)
# nah
on the way to East Grinstead
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:36, archived)
# ah...
I saw a sparrowhawk yesterday in Lancing...not to mention the mystery bird, which is black, acts like a chicken and walks like a pigeon*.

*if I catch it, I'll let you know what it tastes like
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:38, archived)
# Wow, on the sparrow hawk front
And WARNING! about the chicken/penguin thing - I watched A Close Shave and The Wrong Trousers for the first time ever on Monday - they are fab!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Well
obviously angry robot pheasants are a different kettle of fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:32, archived)
# how rare.
they should have all been shot by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:32, archived)
# I'm going to Brighton today
I'll take my blunderbuss
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:35, archived)