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# the utter determination of the English to not dress adequately in winter
and then complain about the weather


morning all
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:19, archived)
# Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:22, archived)
# That's the trouble with English folks
a little bit of snow and you go mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:23, archived)
# I've noticed that too.
Awfully excitable aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:24, archived)
# We're not like you lot
up there in the heathen lands, sleeping naked in the heather, through the inclement weather.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Sleeping naked with Heather
is the only fun I get these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:25, archived)
# She's a game lass,
by that I mean she's a pheasant.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Apparently
hitting a pheasant with a car is a funny experience.

Bitchpapa told me that you feel a thud at the front, then in the mirror you see a comedy cloud of feathers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:29, archived)
# tell that to
the person who got a pheasant flying through his windshield and it ended up embedded in his headrest.

I saw 3 pheasants flying this morning, most rare.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:30, archived)
# in Brighton??!?
bloody hell, that is rare.
In fact: How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:32, archived)
# nah
on the way to East Grinstead
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:36, archived)
# ah...
I saw a sparrowhawk yesterday in Lancing...not to mention the mystery bird, which is black, acts like a chicken and walks like a pigeon*.

*if I catch it, I'll let you know what it tastes like
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:38, archived)
# Wow, on the sparrow hawk front
And WARNING! about the chicken/penguin thing - I watched A Close Shave and The Wrong Trousers for the first time ever on Monday - they are fab!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Well
obviously angry robot pheasants are a different kettle of fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:32, archived)
# how rare.
they should have all been shot by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:32, archived)
# I'm going to Brighton today
I'll take my blunderbuss
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:35, archived)
# morning
did you see my zombie cartoon yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:30, archived)
# No,
show me, show me, show me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:31, archived)
# ok
here you go

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
what are the plans for Zombie?
Oh, and have you seen www.xombified.com , its very good animation.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:37, archived)
# yes, i have seen it, you have pointed it out to me before.
it is very good.

zombie will be making his appearances in little 4/5 panel shorts while i work on a proper story for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Cool,
is it just Zombie or does he have a proper name?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:45, archived)
# no proper name at the moment.
i may run a competition for people to come up with a name for him.

the winner will get an original pencil sketch signed by me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:51, archived)
# Appearing in Hummus#2 maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:45, archived)
# I think
you may have to take over te reigns for that, or find someone reliable to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:47, archived)
# Really?
I wish I had the time!
Thor or Icezebra or Downonthefarm?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Nah,
sorry, I'm drifting more into animation...of which you'll start to the result of soon.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:54, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhh!
looking forward to it.

is it web based animation or traditional stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:59, archived)
# Web based,
hopefully something in the next couple of days.





Lumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 10:19, archived)
# Yay for lumpy!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 10:21, archived)
# I'm just
waiting for the music.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 10:30, archived)
# Ah bollocks to it then.
I'm far too busy with my magazine to do it. Shame.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Hahahahah
spicey!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:40, archived)
# i would
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:33, archived)
# morning!
that picture reminds me of me...
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Brilliant,
as ever!

That's just a fantastic grin!
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Though everyone is dressed like eskimos in London and it isn't even below zero! Southern bloody pansies!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:23, archived)
# ha ha!
I'm a southern pansy of some standing, and proud!

*puts on 2nd scarf, 3rd jumper, sits in oven*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:26, archived)
# i'm currently wearing
shorts, a string vest and dunlop green flash with no socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:31, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:31, archived)
# I'm currently wearing
nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:33, archived)
# you flirt

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Very true
Walking to work, I spied a lass in a sleeveless top.

I stopped her, and politely told her she was Mental.
The restraining order comes into effect from midnight!

Cheque is in the post, btw.

when i say it's in the post, i mean, it's in my bag, and all i need do is write it and then post it - but the post tray is 2 feet from me, so its as near as dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:36, archived)
# thanks
picture's in the post, too. When I leave the house. Which should be soon.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Wrap up warm.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:45, archived)
# There now
Actually in the postal tray, so should be with you by tomorrow.

Woo to your picture, by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:50, archived)
# A guy I pass
every day wears shorts, whatever the weather. Today (-2 C, ice, snow) he was wearing the same shorts. The biggest coat in the world, but still wearing shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:37, archived)
# nice touch with the gusty hat
love the way the snowman is watching it blow a way. Top one. Guy reminds me of sesmame street for some reason
(eyebrows, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:48, archived)