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# Just one reply?
Oh, now I'm scared
And feeling rather blue.
I'm not like that -
T'was just a poem,
All totally untrue.
(Nacho, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 7:51, archived)
# That's such a lovely poem,
And nacho I'd like to thank,
For giving me a laugh,
And now I'm off to have a wank
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 26 Feb 2002, 7:57, archived)
# I can't believe you said that, Joel
I'm really rather flattered.
That sounds like such a good idea,
So I'm off to make my knickers splattered.
(Nacho, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:08, archived)
# i got no replies, think yourself lucky
i wrote a poem with comedic purpose
so people could giggle while busy with job
but no-one replied, so now i feel awful
i think i'll relax and play with my knob
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:00, archived)
# I have to admit that
i hadn't actually read it, but i have now and its brill. So, heres your Woo:

Woo!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:06, archived)
# Thank you, Mike
Your words are kind.
My posts are dirt
You'll often find.
(Nacho, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:11, archived)
# It always takes me ages to find the
reply button
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:05, archived)
# Sorry Nacho
Please don't think i'm ignoring
your dirty limerick.
I was in a meeting and didn't see
your post about having a flick.
But now i'm back and all that matters.
Is that I loved your tale of fanny batter.
So with a smile and a cheeky wink,
I'm off for a sneaky tissue think.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:08, archived)
# the expression
"tissue think" is definitely going to be used in more of my conversations.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:16, archived)