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# Hehe!
Very very good.

I used to have a BMW, and it is fact that they make you drive like cunt.
(Marwood, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:56, archived)
# I still do have one
and I don't drive like a cunt.
(weedom, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:56, archived)
# I'm not prepared
to believe you.
(Marwood, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:57, archived)
# It's true,
dammit

nobody ever believes me
(weedom, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Actually, now I think about it
I did drive it into a tree, once, but I was going quite slow, and it doesn't really count as a proper accident if it's not on a public road. Does it?
(weedom, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:59, archived)
# Yes
(Marwood, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 10:01, archived)
# BMW's are not ment to be taken off the road.
even the off road BMW's are only ment for the public highway (mainly the school run or popping to waitrose)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 10:04, archived)
# You can't be an experienced BMW driver...
... they'd have blamed the tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Pheekay, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 13:35, archived)
# but a cunt with german efficiency
and a penchant for bratwurst.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:58, archived)
# aka nazi?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:59, archived)