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(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:52, archived)
# ooh!
That's a good un!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:54, archived)
# Yeah!
They should make one of them.

/puts head below parapet again
(weedom, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:55, archived)
# *guffaw*
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:55, archived)
# woo. very good
but shirley it should be "Cunts Lane"?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Hehe!
Very very good.

I used to have a BMW, and it is fact that they make you drive like cunt.
(Marwood, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:56, archived)
# I still do have one
and I don't drive like a cunt.
(weedom, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:56, archived)
# I'm not prepared
to believe you.
(Marwood, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:57, archived)
# It's true,
dammit

nobody ever believes me
(weedom, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Actually, now I think about it
I did drive it into a tree, once, but I was going quite slow, and it doesn't really count as a proper accident if it's not on a public road. Does it?
(weedom, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:59, archived)
# Yes
(Marwood, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 10:01, archived)
# BMW's are not ment to be taken off the road.
even the off road BMW's are only ment for the public highway (mainly the school run or popping to waitrose)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 10:04, archived)
# You can't be an experienced BMW driver...
... they'd have blamed the tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Pheekay, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 13:35, archived)
# but a cunt with german efficiency
and a penchant for bratwurst.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:58, archived)
# aka nazi?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:59, archived)
# what is it with BMW's
every time i overtake one, they decide that they not having it and overtake me back.

twats, thinking they own the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:56, archived)
# we do
.
(weedom, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 10:00, archived)
# you do not.
you even have anout of date tax disc on your car.

you not even renting the road, you tax dodging scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 10:03, archived)
# yikes
re-inforces tin-foil hat with beaten up baked-bean tins
(weedom, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 10:09, archived)
# that'll do you no good.

i can still smell your spicy brains...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 10:18, archived)
# Subaru
Drivers are the worst offenders for taking over.
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 10:19, archived)
# It also doubles up
as a Rav4 any MPV lane during rush hour.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:56, archived)
# Or mini-cabs
Are mini-cabs buses, during rush-hour?
(weedom, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Minicabs are above all known traffic laws
they are buses at anytime that suits them and will even pick people up from the side of the road when hailed - which is supposed to be reserved for the council black cab service only.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:59, archived)
# SAABs too.
dont forget the saabs
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 5 Feb 2004, 9:59, archived)
# We don't see too many SAABs in Sheffield
but a hell of a lot of Audis, Benz, and VWs - all seemingly owned by road-nazis too.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 10:03, archived)
# and Range rovers doing the school run.

fucking school run, i used tho have to walk 20 miles to get to school.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 10:01, archived)
# and 25 back?
...
(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Same here.
It was either the bus, or if I was running late I had to walk about 5 miles. Simple fact.

I would have got a swift "fuck off" if I had dared to ask my dad for a lift.

When I have kids they'll bloody walk too.
(Marwood, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 10:04, archived)
# ..in the snow
with no shoes on no doubt.
(moodahoo, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 10:10, archived)
# I agree
people should not be allowed to own 4-wheel drive off-road style vehicles, if they don't need one. Even the farmers I knew as a kid just used to use their fiesta's, or whatever, to get back and forth into the town. So what the fuck do people need one of these things for getting their shopping to/from Tesco's?

And as for bullbars.... fucking child-killing vanities. Hit a child at 30mph with a normal car, and they'll probably survive. Hit a child at 15mph with bullbars, and 100% will die.

I've got more... you want more???
(weedom, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 10:13, archived)
# Get
it off your chest!

I hate 4 wheel drives too, when stuck behind one you can't see how erratic the BMW driver in front is being...
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 10:21, archived)
# are you Simon Cowell?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 10:00, archived)
# ?
?

hoists trousers
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 10:01, archived)
# he mentioned
something like that on Top Gear
Not that I watch Top Gear
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 10:05, archived)