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# Lovely.
Here, have a maths gag that's so bad it doesn't deserve it's own thread:
Root veg, do you see?
(tomsk, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:02, archived)
# you are
not kidding either!
(finnbird, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:04, archived)
# *sharp intake of breath*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:04, archived)
# the square root of an onion
equals the carrot root of a potato.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:04, archived)
# someone explain it to me.
they didn't teach us much math or geography, or english, or history, or social studies, or world events, or science, or just about anything in america where I went to school.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:06, archived)
# root vegetables
is it true that americans take morecambe and wise appreciation lessons?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:08, archived)
# morewho and what
lessons?

I doubt it, sounds far too british.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:11, archived)
# It's just
root vegetables. That's it, no clever maths or anything. You're not being stupid, it really is that bad a joke. Sorry.
(tomsk, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:09, archived)
# oh. my god I'm a
genius.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
a woo is, I feel, in order

edit- seems I'm the only one with any pun-centric taste.
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:05, archived)