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# when guitar fans make movie scripts
www.imdb.com/title/tt0097138/

Check the character names.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Yes, very.
One of John Cloud Spam Dam's finest, I reckon
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:55, archived)
# I think I'll go home
and play my new Jean Claude Van Damne
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:57, archived)
# Resigned from a video shop...
... as a teenager. Got accused of stealing a JC-VD (blasphemous initials?) film and told to repay them.

Not The Godfather. Not The Silence of the Lambs. Not their illegal, uncut, excellent copy of Evil Dead II.

But Double Impact.

The shame.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Haha!
That film was shocking, even by JC-VD standards!

I love Van Damme films, as a general rule. Particularly Time Cop, but that's most probably because it has a naked Mia Sara in it.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Agreed.
Any film with Mia Sara naked gets a five star rating to me. Which means Ferris Buellers is now just a four star :'|

Star Wars - Episode 3: Mia Sara Naked.

Classic.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Legend.
Wearing clothes, but making pretence at being innocent.

Filthy harpy!

*rubs thighs*
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:41, archived)