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# Backups are over in the US
and they dont get in the office till about two hours before client meeting.

Apparently, its takes some of them up to two hours to do to differentiate between their arse and elbow, so Im not confident that they'll rectify the situation when they do arrive.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:03, archived)
# Got to love the Americans,
not sure if it's true but I once heard we lost more troops to friendly fire from them then actually got killed by the Iraqis in the Gulf War.

And now you're the victim of it too.
(ComaToast, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:10, archived)
# They are very good
at shooting UN vehicles and Chinese embassies aren't they?
But despite all their problems, I do so want to emmigrate there.
Did I manage to avoid starting a flame war?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:20, archived)
# Im banned from the whole continent
so I aint bothered about flaming them.

tosspots.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:21, archived)
# Sounds
like there's a story there...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:24, archived)
# not really
its quite easy to get a ban entering the US if you know what you are doing : )

might involve plants though
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:26, archived)
# if you've got a communist country stamped on your passport
that's pretty much a no-no, too
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:29, archived)
# Oh
I was hoping for excitement and maybe a little derring-do!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:29, archived)
# Not Quite so glamorous
just used to grow and distribute some plants. Got caught though, and the US places a flat 7 year visa refusal for anyone with a dope conviction.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:37, archived)
# What is it with Americans and Dope?
I love all those old films with Evil Pot Smoking Fiends!
(ComaToast, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:45, archived)
# its cos
they are cnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:49, archived)
# What?
You'd move there under the current paranoid government?
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:23, archived)
# No.
I'm biding my time. They freak me out at the moment.
I'm wating until Senator Palmer is inaugurated.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:27, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:40, archived)
# It seems to be becoming an unfortunate
habit for the American military. Even when they're using more 'accurate' methods some fool ends up pointing them at their allies... or a weding party, or a foreign embassy, or a convoy of refugees.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:21, archived)