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# I like the low hum of air conditioning
accompanied by pricks raising their voices over meaningless things because they think it makes them sound important to everyone in the office. And the intermittent sighs and moans every time they get a phone call or e-mail cos they think that their jobs are so stressful and important. THEN THEY FUCK OFF FOR LUNCH FOR 2 HOURS COS THEY ARE SO FRICKIN' BUSY!
Sorry, went off on one there. I am surrounded by c*nts.
My choice: Bowie.
Bowie is good for any situation. Or Mulligan and O'Hare
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:23, archived)
# Oh my god!!
do you work in my office?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:37, archived)
# Sounds like my office too :-(
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:40, archived)
# My Rose has left me!
I'm in a mood,
She's gone to Kenya,
With the bloke from Alied Carpets!
She wasn't immunised,
And that's a legal requirement,
She's been increasingly slap-dash,
Since she bought that new harthrug!
Oh Rose I miss you,
Where are you now?
Alone with your salesman,
YOU ADULTEROUS COW!
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:38, archived)
# woo!
mulligan and o'hare

the day the donkey derby came to town,
people came to look from all around,
then the supergroup, the who,
swooped down from the moon,
and squirted tart lemon in our eyes
or something..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:42, archived)
# thank you so much
that cheered me up.
(thinking of Vic as he says "you adulterous cow")
hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:42, archived)