Might go again on Saturday if I'm invitedHowever I've been invited to the countryside (Cambridge) to watch the Grand Prix. What is a boy to do? I'll get that bird around at the weekend and put home cookin' inside her. If she don't want me after that, she's a lesbian. For sure jah. I know you've been tempted each time I've cooked for you. I have that power - A SEXUAL KITCHEN WIZARD!!!!!!
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Your Mum,
Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:40,
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Going to cambridge?Watch out for you know who...
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:50,
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Stephen Hawking?He's let himself go. *insert wheelchair brake joke here*
( Your Mum,
Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:34,
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmi cooked the finest tuna steaks last night. i refused my housemate any cos "if she ate any she would fall in love with me". If your lady is a lezzer she has the job all lezzers would kill for.
( big daft dave,
Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:02,
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I tried applying for the 'house mother' job myselfAll you have to do is make sure the girls aren't too drunk and are wearing the right pants. Apparently I have to be gay though. I tried acting gay *throws both wrists forward in a queeny way* Apparently my 'trouser area' gave the game away.
You refused your housmate Tuna cos you big fatty! There is no love motive in this one. Fatty Boom -boom! I want some tuna now.
(You refused your housmate Tuna cos you big fatty! There is no love motive in this one. Fatty Boom -boom! I want some tuna now.
Your Mum,
Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:08,
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