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# Weeee!
I want to be a grashopper!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 14:14, archived)
# *gets out surgical equipment*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Ooh
Now I make a funny buzzing noise when I rub my knees together! Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 14:16, archived)
# those love eggs
are nothing to do with me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 14:18, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 14:21, archived)
# Really?
You'd get off on bugs and such like..... And as an insect, you'd also probably have a penis about 1mm long... (And that 'pint' probably only holds about 3ml of beer. It's not all it's made out to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 14:16, archived)
# but you'd be able to
jump over your own house
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 14:17, archived)
# yeah, but think how far you can jump!
You can play the violin with your legs,
and you hear through your knees! Unbeatable!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 14:17, archived)
# I'm not all that
convinced yet. You'd be cold all the time, kittens (awwwww) would try and eat you, kids (little bastards) would try and stand on you and how would you press F5?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 14:20, archived)
# what if you were a
10 foot insect? then you'd be able to eat the kids/kittens and play violins without having to get them custom made..
(Sylkis Green, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 19:48, archived)