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# BINGO!
That's the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 22 Aug 2002, 11:52, archived)
# woo!
You could hire a Jester's outfit and run around the reception playing hilarious and dangerous "pranks" on the guests, and then loudly make a scene when you demand your payment from the groom.

You could stand up in the middle of the service, quietly make your way to behind the altar, and stand there having a wee.

You could take along a stereo and play "I Am The One and Only" by Chesney Hawkes over the top of the organ as she walks in. For added points, scream "remember this? this was OUR song!" as she passes you.

You could let down the tyres on the wedding car. Or poison the horses if she's coming in a carriage.

This is fun. I like this game.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 22 Aug 2002, 12:05, archived)
# hmmm
you have far too many good ideas for this! The third one down is bloody hillarious though. Something I would expect to see in a TV comedy sketch show.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 22 Aug 2002, 12:09, archived)
# Set your mobile phone to its loudest ring,
then get someone to ring you during the middle of the ceremony. Stand up and say "(her name) that was the clinic. Your syphilis should have cleared up by the weekend"
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 22 Aug 2002, 12:18, archived)
# thank you!
I'm getting married next year so the fear of what might go wrong is high in my mind.

Although Chesney has never been "our song" for any relationships I've ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 22 Aug 2002, 12:20, archived)
# in that case you know your just not in the "one" relationship thats ment to be
when chesney plays, you know that god ment it to be.
its in the bible and all, honest...
(MiNK, Thu 22 Aug 2002, 12:24, archived)
# It's not too late
to change that. Tomsk may need a little persuading, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 22 Aug 2002, 12:25, archived)