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# Pea Roast for science day
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:02, archived)
# you sick little monkey....
but you get a "ha ha" from me!
(Ush, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:03, archived)
# Harry shipman
and the pensioners will?


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Quick!
Call Hollywood!
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Dials number.............................................
ring ring, click.

I've got the answer phone...

"welcome to the harold shipman movie hotline, if your script idea is funny press 1 and go straight to hell,
If your script idea is violent and involves blood and gore press 2 and join mel gibson in the cue to hell,
if your script idea rips off a child wizard press 3 and leave a message."
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Bloody answer machines
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# they
just called me back, they say its a brilliant idea
and i've sold it to them for a packet of liqorice allsorts and a spinning top

a fair deal?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Might aswell
just retire now.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:20, archived)
# I'd have to start work to retire
looks over shoulder making sure boss doesnt read the above statement
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:22, archived)
# hmm... i wondered why he wasn't stalking me any more...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Going down?
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)