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# I'm bored so....
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:22, archived)
# only
if im around a haitian devil penguin.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:23, archived)
# he'll watch your back
or shoot it?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:23, archived)
# to do:
1. make friends with all penguins
2. take penguin jokes off the internet

edit: strike that, reverse
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:26, archived)
# guns dont kill penguins!
penguins kill penguins!

(or is it seals?)
('tin'tintin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:32, archived)
# Out of curiousity
Why did Superman let the bullets hit him in the chest, then duck the gun thrown at him?

Guns can kill, if you throw them hard enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:34, archived)
# Well if he didn't duck,
he'd risk catching the gun. Opening up the possibility of leaving a print, thus threatening his secret identity!

End black and white on black and white violence now!
('tin'tintin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:37, archived)
# Reaching
but valid.

I am sassified!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:39, archived)
# uh...
no?
(raggedy anarchist, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:32, archived)