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# I still love playing this.


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(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:30, archived)
# ARF!
*clap*
*cheer*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# cockspermoids.
a true classic! woo.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# fwaperoids?
I spent hours playing "kosmic Kamouflage" (an asteroids rip off) on the school bbc micro when I should have been working

and now I spend hours on this bloody site while I should be working


WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Woo yay - one of my favs
here's another
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:34, archived)
# He he he!
Made me laugh!
(biajw, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Ignore if you don't like crap jokes or resent hearing jokes you've already heard.
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind that you should know five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tellthat joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:38, archived)