b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 2859611 (Thread)

# \This might be Glasscock
but anyways...

What have coke put in the water?

Go to www.dasani.com/

then click downloads

then hover your mouse over the woman in the centre of the screen.

Made me giggle
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# Heh heh
'spunk'
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# hahahaha >infinite<
(alexnessie \o/., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# what posseses people to make an entirely flash based website
it's just shit and annoying given that this is an advert for tap water


blooming heck!! that's better than i expected :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# AAAH!
*remembers having loads of dasani on the airplane*
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:14, archived)
# that made me almost spit
wifebeater on my monitor

very funny
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:14, archived)
# ahahhah
thank god I never drunk any
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:16, archived)
# Purile? Maybe.

Either way, it made me laugh like a schoolgirl.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# That's fantastic
Coca Cola do have a sense of humour. HURRAH!
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)
# Pffft!
That's the best catchphrase for tapwater I've ever seen*

*This may be a challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:33, archived)
# genius
Spunk indeed...!

Coke really are a bunch of twunts.

3,000 times the price of tap water, when it tastes like tap water and, in fact, IS tap water.

AND they claim to have remove all the bacteria. Which is redundant and vaguely offensive coz that's what water filter plants do for chrissakes. Its kind of a law, you know.

If you want to get political as well...They've been busy lead poisoning Indian farmers with lead-filled slush claiming its good fertilizer, too. Cue inside-out babies.

Absolute twunts. Never buy anything affiliated with'em. Please
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:48, archived)