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It all ended badly at my school when some kid brought in a so-called 'pen' which actually dispensed car paint - totally unremoveable - from a nib the size of a couple of thumbs.

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(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)
# great image
great childhood memories

/scrubs face from pen marks
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Tipex fights are also fun,,
because to clean it up a layer of skin needs to be removed.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:51, archived)
# we once got a mate caught in a service lift at
primary school. while he was stuck in there someone used all the copydex glue to glue his bag to the wall.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)
# we got one guy who nobody liked..
and wrapped him in sellotape. Head to toe, just a hole for him to breathe through. That was fun.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)
# I once wrote "cunt" on the forehead
of a friend in tippex*

(does that count as a school story if I was in my mid twenties?)

(* solvent free version ... I'm not a twat)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)
# high school:
a mate threw himself out of the first floor window onto the roof of the school minibus
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)
# we lifted the PE teacher's mini
onto the top of this concrete block thing about 18 inches off the ground

and locked the new kid in a whicker basket full of curtains for an entire drama lesson

and hung (possibly) the same new kid from the skylight thing on a coach by the elastic of his underpants most of the way to alton towers (about 100 miles)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:01, archived)
# we all celebrated our GCSE results
in the local pub :/
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)
# we'd already been barred
edit: /school-age-oneupmanship
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# most of us got away with drinking in there prior to then
but when 100 16 year olds bombard the pub with 'GCSE RESULTS' in their hands, i think the landlord caught on.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Genius.
I like that very much.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# now that
made me laugh :)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)
# hehe...
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)