Wouldn't war beso much nicer if everyone had water pistols, and when they got wet, just held their hands up and walked to the side of the field.
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magnum,
Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:33,
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Politicians shouldresolve international disputes by playing Peanuts or Slaps. Or conkers.
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Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:38,
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but not Scrabble...under George W., the U.S. would be screwed.
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Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:43,
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