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# a lady at work
has lovely grey kittens which will be ready for homes in about a month... she's offered me one - maybe even two - but I can't say yes yet 'cos I don't know if I'm allowed.
(, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 11:19, archived)
# of course you are!
owning a kitten is a basic human right
(, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 11:21, archived)
# It's not me who objects,
it's the landlord. He scares me and I don't want to ask him cos I broke a windowframe last week, which doesn't exactly put me in his good books.
(, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 11:24, archived)
# tell him if you can't have a kitten
you'll bring furtive round and he'll damage all the furniture
(, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 11:27, archived)
# AND
he'll shit in his slippers
(, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 11:39, archived)
# he scares you?
you never told me that.
I'll phone him then. Email me his number and I'll do it at lunchtime.
(, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 11:28, archived)
# if you got three
you could juggle them
;)
disclaimer: juggling kittens is wrong, and should only be attempted in imageready
(, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 11:33, archived)