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[challenge entry] Historically and geographically
incorrect...




but you get the idea, right?

From the Whoah! That wasn't there before I went to bed! challenge. See all 314 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# hehehehehe
still good though
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
# cool!
now do a modern one with USA all over everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# What would DJ TB say about that?
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# or dj thequeenmum(rip)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Churchill was a mentalist twat
100% FACT

(woo though)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# best churchill quote:
£265 fully comprehensive
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Oh yes!
and
ppffffff!
(Gype, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Speaking of which
allegedly when Churchill wanted sex with his missus he used to get down on all fours and bark like a dog.
As I say, mentallist twat.
(And then there was the whole invading Norway idea, and the not granting India Dominion status thing, and the pissing around during the 1950s thing, and the raising De gaulle to an insane level of prominence for no reason whatsoever thing, and so on, and so on...)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# And
let's not forget the whole 'concentration camps' thing - wasn't he responsible for implementing the bloody things during the Boer War?
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 19 Mar 2004, 17:15, archived)
# Churchill
He was a war correspondent during the Boer war. Hardly responsible for implementing anything (aged about 20 as he was).

Let's not forget the Nazi concentration camps like Belsen, Auschwitz etc. Without Churchill they might have been in operation a lot longer and a lot more people exterminated. Many important people in Britain would have been in favour of a negotiated peace with Germany in 1940/1941, giving Hitler a free hand in Eastern Europe.

As for barking like a dog - that's between him and Mrs. Churchill, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! electric_goat, Sun 21 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)