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* open my front door
* be a tube ticket
* work as a 20GB USB drive
* light fags
* get cash from ATMs
and then my pockets could finally be empty
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Fri 26 Mar 2004, 13:09,
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* be a tube ticket
* work as a 20GB USB drive
* light fags
* get cash from ATMs
and then my pockets could finally be empty
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maybe you need it to warp space-time too
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Fri 26 Mar 2004, 13:11,
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* make phone calls.
but i suppose that's my fault really.
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Fri 26 Mar 2004, 13:12,
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but i suppose that's my fault really.
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(except for the fag-lighting, which would take some extra hardware).
The SIM is a wonderful thing, albeit pitifully underused.
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Fri 26 Mar 2004, 13:13,
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The SIM is a wonderful thing, albeit pitifully underused.
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I tried a prototype of one of those at a trade show a couple of years ago
absolutely completely unusable even before I broke it
(but I'm sure it's a thoroughly good product now Mr Nokia Lawyer)
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Fri 26 Mar 2004, 13:21,
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absolutely completely unusable even before I broke it
(but I'm sure it's a thoroughly good product now Mr Nokia Lawyer)
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i think quite a few would require some extra hardware.
Why don't you just get some selotape and superglue?
you could probably make most of them into onecompact brick.
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Fri 26 Mar 2004, 13:14,
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Why don't you just get some selotape and superglue?
you could probably make most of them into one
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you should be able to do all that pretty soon
(and lighting fags is what ladies in bars are for)
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(and lighting fags is what ladies in bars are for)
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Why don't we have house keys that work like car keys, where you just press a button and the door unlocks (and the knockers flash a couple of times I guess)?
Far easier to get into the house while being chased by monsters.
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Fri 26 Mar 2004, 13:14,
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Far easier to get into the house while being chased by monsters.
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you said "knockers"
And you can get remote control house locks ... have a google.
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Fri 26 Mar 2004, 13:15,
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And you can get remote control house locks ... have a google.