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# HOLD IT LIKE A DUCK YOU FUCKING MORON!
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:52, archived)
# LIKE A FRIGGIN DUCK!
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:53, archived)
# fuzzy thereof?
far too drunk to be understanding. sniff. swing low sweet chariot, all the way back to the drawing board
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:54, archived)
# It's a long
and mostly incomprehensible story.
Be content in your ignorance (and HOLD IT LIKE A DUCK!)
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:58, archived)
# *points duck*
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:02, archived)
# HA HA!
My wings are like a shield of steel!
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:10, archived)
# I said that
to my brother once in my sleep.

He still takes the piss, and it was over twenty years ago!
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:21, archived)
# baically:
in manchester the other week, quelabra got drunk, grabbed hold of supermoore's dog and shouted "i'm going to pick up your dog, and i'm going to hold it like a duck. you know - point it at people".
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:03, archived)
# I was gutted
I didn't make it back on the Saturday.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:05, archived)
# it was a long day.
pics are here
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:07, archived)
# I can imagine.
Here's unphotogenic me and mizemma the nite before:
homepage.mac.com/matsimpson/04manchester/source/img_1206.html
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:10, archived)
# hee hee
she always looks so happy
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:11, archived)
# Awww,
bless her little cottons!
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:11, archived)
# jesus.
what was wrong with the camera?

(and who got the, ahem, adornments?)
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:13, archived)
# drunk camerapersons
supermoore got made up. again.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:15, archived)
# ha ha ha.
you amusing bastards.

/momentarily wishes to live on the other side of the sea.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:16, archived)
#
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:19, archived)
# aaawwww.
all the parties i've been to this year have either been at clubs or had to do with sporting events...
i feel i'm missing out with these b3tan bashes.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:26, archived)
# You win Marwood's coveted
"Best reply of the evening" award!

Well done!
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:54, archived)
# HOORAY!
I would like to thank...
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:56, archived)
# me.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:57, archived)
# and
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:59, archived)
# i'm sponsored
by them.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:01, archived)
# Do you get
as many of those single fingered latex gloves as you like?
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:02, archived)
# yes.
i'm wearing 200 of them now.

and nothing else
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:04, archived)
# Well you'll soon find
out if that latex allergy is fatal or not then.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:07, archived)