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# SNIP
Ooh, I've encountered them before as well when I used to live at the Angel.
Lots of mad people in Islington.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:54, archived)
# Our nieghbours have 3 chickens
Called Philipena, Mattalena and Russalena, which we covert at the weekend mostly, for up to twenty minutes at a time. Does that make us bad?
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:00, archived)
# good names.
are they pets or dinner? (rejected gameshow idea no 43)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:03, archived)
# I want to make them into dinner
as they are very plump now. They do eat a lot of slugs and frogs though...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:10, archived)
# didn't know they ate prey
I thought they ate corn. Woo. I'm learning new stuff. Knowlege is power.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:12, archived)
# They also
hold their heads at an angle - thus making them appear friendly to their prey before they attack. Sneaky buggers they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:17, archived)
# The 15 degree rule being used for EVIL?
Wow. Wonder if I can go mugging tonight with this super knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:20, archived)
# Oh yes indeed
Most images of osama show him at a slight angle. That's why we think he's really friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:38, archived)
# it's true.
see how evil he is straight on.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:21, archived)
# but his gun is at 15 degrees
and so looks kinda cute.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:58, archived)
# Pet egg building chickens
They get in our garden and eat all invertabrate life they find showing no mercy, which is why I admire them. Mrs tea thinks they are pastural.

I think you should develop the game show concept it would be tasteless and shocking.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:10, archived)
# tasteless and shocking - fine attributes for TV
for our jaded palates.

Although I want a show called "The Week in Animals" which features the best "and finally" items for the worlds news programs.

Oooh, and my friend at C4 tells me that they've recently commissioned a show called Gay Animals.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:18, archived)