Beckham will do well in Madrid...it will be like the crusades. Either he'll convert the heathens or just kill them.Lately I've been having very erotic dreams about Doug Ellis. It's not very nice.
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Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:56,
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You need help.Seriously. Lots and lots of help. I'll pay.
I'm all for erotic dreams, but Doug Ellis? Oh dear.
(I'm all for erotic dreams, but Doug Ellis? Oh dear.
Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm,
Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:57,
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I don't trust Phil Tufnell. He looks like an evil Stan Laurel.so, anyway, on his deathbed he suggests that I buy the lawnmower off him. I said no.
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Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:58,
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I'm not saying I object to fine wines, just the culture that surrounds them.Five uses of ellipsis in the same paragraph is excessive.
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spacefish bong!,
Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:58,
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You're not a woman. You're just a cruel caricature of femininity.He won't care about your tits. He's a leg man.
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Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:59,
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When I saw him lying there unprotected from the elements, I fetched my shovel immediately.There are several different ways to bake a sponge cake.
( spacefish bong!,
Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:01,
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no, its a shark!Go to the the family planning place. They'll give you free jimmy hats..
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Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:01,
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I didn't have a license, so naturally I got caught.A year in the navy is enough to give anyone a sore bottom.
( spacefish bong!,
Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:02,
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Soon I go camping in Prague. I hope to practice my English.When I was young I was so short that my legs didn't reach the ground.
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Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:04,
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She's well fit. Cracking arse.As soon as the sun comes out, I start listening to Astrud Gilberto.
( spacefish bong!,
Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:07,
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He's got belief in himself and is a mature 20-year-old. He'll score goals at any level. I have a list of new identities I want you to create for me...
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Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:07,
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She crept back in when no-one was looking, and stole all the condoms.He's not homeless, he's just scruffy.
( spacefish bong!,
Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:09,
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This Big Brother is basically suffering the backlash from the last series, when they were all fame-hungry whores.Toyah Wilcox as Calamity Jane. No. I can't see it.
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Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:10,
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Of course I like Chili sauce... I'm Indian. I grew up on it.There's nothing more beautiful that that smell after it's been raining.
( spacefish bong!,
Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:12,
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Karen, will you take that out of your mouth?She acts like being a lesbian gives her a special license to be rude to people.
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Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:13,
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Me and Paul had a few bevvies, a bite to eat, got back home and were both violently ill. I'm never touching food again.Pancake Day is a fucking sham!
( spacefish bong!,
Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:14,
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He said that Christian teachers in comprehensive schools need to see themselves as "missionaries in a strange land."I am composed of thousands of tiny pixels.
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Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:15,
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Jenny is back with her boyfriend. It's over.Ring out the old. Ring in the new. Ring-a-ding-ding.
( spacefish bong!,
Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:16,
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This love thing....it's not a game, you know?Be careful in London mate, there's loads of gays.
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Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:17,
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I would like to kill everyone. Except you. Obviously.It's the time of year when old men wear sandals. Lots of crushed, splintered toenails.
( spacefish bong!,
Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:22,
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