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# That's nothing compared to MY teeth before my operation...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# They're not teeth
they are stumps.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:45, archived)
# Yes.
I was baseball batted to fuck when I lived in Cumbernauld. Hence nae teeth.

£2500 later, I have passable teeth, but the back ones are still smashed to fuck :'(
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
# Makes note...
bypass Cumbernauld
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:52, archived)
# If you had ever been there
you would have made that note years ago.

(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# That was fairly minor, really
I was also hung from a tree with a noose round my neck in school and have had all four limbs broken by other people at various points.

Go Cumbernauld! Hurrah! :)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# no offence
but you *must* have done something
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)
# It appears living in Cumbernauld
is reason enough.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# THEY WILL STEAL ANYTHING!
In Cumbernauld
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)