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# My first B3TA

MY FIRST B3TA!!!! Does this make me a B3tan?

I saw it on yahoo and couldn't resist
(notar3alp3rs0n, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:38, archived)
# Hehe! you've found our level :)
Welcome. You'll never leave etc :)

edit: yes, it does make you a b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# welcome!

Nicely done. Pull up a kitty, etc.

(P'raps edit this and re-enter it for the compo?)
(tookishlad, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)
# Yes it does.
welcome to b3ta

Here's your complimentary British smile:


IT'S A JOKE people
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)
# How dare you suggest that British teeth are all like that
mine are much worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)
# Meh.
I'd take bad teeth over HUGE from fast food any day.

(I'm not implying that I AM.. but ALOT of Americans are)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)
# Obviously
teeth like those are disgusting, but I quite like when somebody's teeth are less than perfect.

It's the same as any other physical feature I suppose - it tends to be a person's quirks and supposed imperfections that makes them attractive.

I hope anyway - my quirks and imperfections are numerous.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)
# I agree
with your statement to the letter.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# As long as the teeth are clean
black or nicotine stains or spinach are off putting.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)
# My last serious squeeze
had horrible teeth, but they were clean, and she was FANTASTIC in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# eww I must stop eating sugar
and go to the dentist
hehe
(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)
# Unfortunately
I do see people with teeth like that in England. I hate the false brite white teeth that shine in night clubs though.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# I'd rather look like that
than like THIS

edit: WHOOPS! NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)
# How about
a NSFW warning there fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
# ahhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
# That's nothing compared to MY teeth before my operation...
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# They're not teeth
they are stumps.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:45, archived)
# Yes.
I was baseball batted to fuck when I lived in Cumbernauld. Hence nae teeth.

£2500 later, I have passable teeth, but the back ones are still smashed to fuck :'(
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
# Makes note...
bypass Cumbernauld
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:52, archived)
# If you had ever been there
you would have made that note years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# That was fairly minor, really
I was also hung from a tree with a noose round my neck in school and have had all four limbs broken by other people at various points.

Go Cumbernauld! Hurrah! :)
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# no offence
but you *must* have done something
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)
# It appears living in Cumbernauld
is reason enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# THEY WILL STEAL ANYTHING!
In Cumbernauld
(Cowabunga, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)
# funny enough...
we were just talking about how annoying this american stereotype of us brits is. whats really annoying, now after 6 years in north american... its fucking true!

(Harry Monk, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)
# woo and welcome
you're one of us now
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)
# bumfits!
its great
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)
# Yes and welcome to B3ta!
have a
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)
# It's art imitating life
The Microsoft I-Loo
www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2003-05-14-iloo-hoax-retract_x.htm
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)