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that would be sooooo nasty
*tells myself it cant be true*
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*tells myself it cant be true*
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I take it your boss is in no way desireable?
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one is a middleaged woman, who, really really really isnt
the other is a bloke with crosseyes in a wheelchair...
so neither really floats my boat, to be honest
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:53,
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the other is a bloke with crosseyes in a wheelchair...
so neither really floats my boat, to be honest
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sorry, the second one shouldn't be funny but it was in my head...
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but its right
he is a really nice bloke, hell he is letting me have 3 days off!
but there is a distinct lack of talent in this department...
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:57,
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he is a really nice bloke, hell he is letting me have 3 days off!
but there is a distinct lack of talent in this department...
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I mean, you must get a lotta work out of people who go on b3ta all day!
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why work when others are fully able to do your job for you?
That really shouldn't be how I live my life, but it is ;D
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That really shouldn't be how I live my life, but it is ;D
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they all seem to enjoy it, so if i did it they would be get bored, so by not doing it im helping them
im sure they all hate me
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:06,
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im sure they all hate me
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Im sure they all love you for releiving them of their boredom while you cease yours on b3ta ;)
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:07,
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it really does make the days at work go faster...
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Ah feck, this nail varnish is ment to make your nails whiter but i look like i havd a calcium deficiency!
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I once fell asleep(passed out) at the reading festival and my girlfriend at the time painted my nails purple...
oooh girl with the tash has just offered to go to the shops, mmmm lovely fags
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:17,
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oooh girl with the tash has just offered to go to the shops, mmmm lovely fags
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How cruel on both counts! What a lovely nickname she has, but if she doesn't do anything about it then i suppose she had it coming...
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:21,
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and her actual name is Tasha as well, which just makes it 10 times funnier that she has a tash
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:22,
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Ahhh, isn't irony cruel?
A girl at my school had a tash and she was really slow. It took her like 1 minute to get out a sentence
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:26,
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A girl at my school had a tash and she was really slow. It took her like 1 minute to get out a sentence
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my last ex has just started this whole "natural" look, she has dreads and doesnt seem to shave anything anymore.
Saying that, i have grown a beard at the moment cos my shaver broke and i cant be arsed to get another one
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:29,
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Saying that, i have grown a beard at the moment cos my shaver broke and i cant be arsed to get another one
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through what I like to call "The Jesus Phase" where I instantly found any man with long hair and a beard very attractive.....
Blaaaaargh, that hairy woman program springs to mind again....
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:32,
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Blaaaaargh, that hairy woman program springs to mind again....
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clean shaven head with a beard, its, shall we say, different
again, im glad i didnt see it, but i think this girl could have been on it!
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:33,
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again, im glad i didnt see it, but i think this girl could have been on it!
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that wanders round here who is bald and bearded, but his head is covered in tattoos....
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:36,
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except the tattoos
i think i now have to offer hairy girl a fag, as she did ask me for one earlier and now she has walked all the way to the shops to get me some...
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:37,
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i think i now have to offer hairy girl a fag, as she did ask me for one earlier and now she has walked all the way to the shops to get me some...
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thats the image of the day, right there
im gonna be laughing all the time she is smoking it
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:40,
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im gonna be laughing all the time she is smoking it
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"Whats so funny? Is my hair messed up?"
or mabye not.....
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:43,
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or mabye not.....
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You never know, she could have a teratoma in her face.....
eww eww eww, bad mental image..
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:47,
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eww eww eww, bad mental image..
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apparantly the tash girl is going to uni to study law, guess she must be brigther than she sounds*
*not very bright
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:57,
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*not very bright
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So she's abandoning a life of fetching fags and humerous nicknames to become a lawyer and be filthy rich?
Is she crazy?
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:00,
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Is she crazy?
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must be crazy, who would want to leave the NHS?
me
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:04,
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me
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Far too many round here. You can't go outside without hearing at least on "Wat da Fook!"
Awwww, you can work with me,
ie, unemployed and sitting on arse all day...
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:09,
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Awwww, you can work with me,
ie, unemployed and sitting on arse all day...
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sitting on my arse? im an expert at that!
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:11,
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you'll get free tea and digestives or chicken noodle cuppa soup :P
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*pushes over wheely chair*
Well then,get to work! The messages wont post themselves!
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:24,
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Well then,get to work! The messages wont post themselves!
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a wheely chair, i have one of those here, and its great cos the floor is so slidey.
You can push yourself for miles.
I wonder what would happen if the posts did post themselves?
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:27,
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You can push yourself for miles.
I wonder what would happen if the posts did post themselves?
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that would be handy, but very very weird..
heehee, i love slidey chairs...
Once me and my mate Debbie got really bored and I pushed he round on one 100 times. She got up, stumbled into a metal table, fell and farted (not very plesant) and then the table fell on top of her...
Much hilarity was had...
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:30,
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heehee, i love slidey chairs...
Once me and my mate Debbie got really bored and I pushed he round on one 100 times. She got up, stumbled into a metal table, fell and farted (not very plesant) and then the table fell on top of her...
Much hilarity was had...
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i used to love spinning round on chairs when i was a kid, then i would do it too much and make myself sick
a harsh way to learn the lesson (without farting)
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:32,
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a harsh way to learn the lesson (without farting)
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needless to say, any future boyfriends were informed of this insident..
I used to do it too, but then I stopped for a few years and when I tried again I got a rather bad headache and had to lie down....
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:35,
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I used to do it too, but then I stopped for a few years and when I tried again I got a rather bad headache and had to lie down....
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I don't fart, i'm a lady, I do lady things like smelling flowers and petting kittens...*
*may be lies....
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:41,
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*may be lies....
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i forgot that...:-P
and your friend is just a freak example of women farting then?
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:44,
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and your friend is just a freak example of women farting then?
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she's the one that bogged off with her unibrowed on/off bf to see Shaun of the Dead without me :(
*pines*
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:48,
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*pines*
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my mate matt has a unibrow, he used to be very sensitive about it, but he has got over it now
an ex of his had electrolosis (?) on her eyebrows to remove her monobrow... but between them they had a pair!
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an ex of his had electrolosis (?) on her eyebrows to remove her monobrow... but between them they had a pair!
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Ahhh, unibrows never cease to amuse me...
This lad is very unfortunate though as he looks, has the brain power of and is built like a neanderthal*
*i canne spell :s
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:55,
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This lad is very unfortunate though as he looks, has the brain power of and is built like a neanderthal*
*i canne spell :s
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im sure he makes up for it in other areas...maybe
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that's verrrrrrry disturbing..
ARSE, I just stapeled my finger!! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow, stupid novelty stapler looking so innocent...........
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:58,
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ARSE, I just stapeled my finger!! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow, stupid novelty stapler looking so innocent...........
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how the hell did you manage that? did it sneak up on you?
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and it slipped and stapled the middle of my finger :( Bloody hurts....
I know someone who stapled the webby bit of his hand, his leg and his fingers...
He's a weird basturd....
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:03,
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I know someone who stapled the webby bit of his hand, his leg and his fingers...
He's a weird basturd....
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he's not really a friend, he's my sister's ginger friend's bf who asked me out....
It's rather confusing...
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:06,
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It's rather confusing...
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lol, why do you feel the need to refer to her as "you sisters ginger friend" have you seen my profile :-P
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:08,
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heh....
Well, um..., to me she has no name as she is the most annoying person on the planet and she just happens to be ginger (such a nice colour)........
*phew*, saved.....
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:10,
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Well, um..., to me she has no name as she is the most annoying person on the planet and she just happens to be ginger (such a nice colour)........
*phew*, saved.....
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you managed to dig up quite successfully there.
Like my friend matt (again) he was looking through pictures on my phone and someone had taken a picture of my recently shaved head, and he asked me why someone had taken a picture of a balloon.
"Err, well matt, thats my head"
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:12,
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Like my friend matt (again) he was looking through pictures on my phone and someone had taken a picture of my recently shaved head, and he asked me why someone had taken a picture of a balloon.
"Err, well matt, thats my head"
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the loon!
That made my tea get all over my newly bandaged finger..
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:14,
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That made my tea get all over my newly bandaged finger..
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down the pub trying to get himself out of it. It was just very funny, tho i wasnt going to let him know that
you really did some damage with that stapler then?
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:17,
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you really did some damage with that stapler then?
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I think i did a lot of damage but it didn't do that much.
I now have a hole in the middle of my finger which is rather deep...
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I now have a hole in the middle of my finger which is rather deep...
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cant say thats something i have ever done
a friend of mine once took most of his finger off with a knife when chopping up potatoes... not nice apparantly
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a friend of mine once took most of his finger off with a knife when chopping up potatoes... not nice apparantly
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If he had, and served it for some reason, I doubt the person who found it would have been happy..
I've never really done any serious damage to myself, thought I sprained my wrist once and had to use a bloody granny trolley as a schoolbag...
not the most fun 3 weeks....
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I've never really done any serious damage to myself, thought I sprained my wrist once and had to use a bloody granny trolley as a schoolbag...
not the most fun 3 weeks....
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granny trolley
would have been some lovely spuds, little bit more meaty.
God its funny listening to the helpdesk calls, people really are stupid
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:35,
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would have been some lovely spuds, little bit more meaty.
God its funny listening to the helpdesk calls, people really are stupid
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and threw it down some stairs..
Needless to say, the teacher there was none too pleased...
Helpdesk calls eeeey? What kind of things have they done?
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:38,
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Needless to say, the teacher there was none too pleased...
Helpdesk calls eeeey? What kind of things have they done?
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and just as i typed that someone was asking whether they could plug a mouse into their PC.... umm, i fairly certain you CAN!
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Stupid people are funny.....
Speaking of which, have you ever read those Darwin Award books?
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Speaking of which, have you ever read those Darwin Award books?
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but not entire books, no
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and found it rather amusing which I know I shouldn't have because, well, people died, but I can't help them being stupid!
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i dont likes it i tell ya
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"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Ahhh, takes me back to primary school.....
Mabye she thinks you're one of those hair fetish blokes.....
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:02,
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Ahhh, takes me back to primary school.....
Mabye she thinks you're one of those hair fetish blokes.....
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god i havent done any work at all today, not one thing
i might go early, not really much point me being here!
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:04,
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i might go early, not really much point me being here!
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Not working is always a good plan and leaving/sneeking out is even better
Awww, but tashy might miss you ;P
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Awww, but tashy might miss you ;P
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mabye there was a number to call on that hairy woman programme...
She may like to play outside the field though..... ;)
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:15,
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She may like to play outside the field though..... ;)
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but.... no way... noooo way
i would have to be REALLLY drunk.
REALLY REALLY REALLY, actually i should have more self belief. NEVER!
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:18,
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i would have to be REALLLY drunk.
REALLY REALLY REALLY, actually i should have more self belief. NEVER!
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Im sure she'll be heart broken.....
Blergh, If you snogged your beard might get caught....
eww eww eww eww
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:20,
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Blergh, If you snogged your beard might get caught....
eww eww eww eww
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still she has someone, so im sure she cant complain!
eww eww eww eww, thats just wrong
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:21,
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eww eww eww eww, thats just wrong
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quite possibley :D
Wonder if there's a prize to be had....
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Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:30,
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Wonder if there's a prize to be had....
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I dont really think the layout of b3ta is designed for threads this long
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Lenghty!
If it ain't, it should be, just for the likes of us :)
edit: bugger, you really havent done any work! Well done!
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If it ain't, it should be, just for the likes of us :)
edit: bugger, you really havent done any work! Well done!
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ooh hairy girl is speaking to a guy who used to be her teacher... thats weird
apparantly she is engaged and now "to commited" to flirt anymore. Odd odd stuff. I might go soon
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apparantly she is engaged and now "to commited" to flirt anymore. Odd odd stuff. I might go soon