let's see...the "actor" who played Anakin for one...
the INCREDIBLY ANNOYING "Falling in love" sequences.
and the absolutely shitty battle between Duku and Yoda.
(the INCREDIBLY ANNOYING "Falling in love" sequences.
and the absolutely shitty battle between Duku and Yoda.
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 14 Apr 2004, 21:01,
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Of course he was an actorhe's not Anakin Skywalker in real life.
And the lightsaber battle was ace!
...are you comic book guy?
(And the lightsaber battle was ace!
...are you comic book guy?
oodle doodle,
Wed 14 Apr 2004, 21:03,
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no I am notI dunno...
I personally think it was the worst Star Wars ever.
(I personally think it was the worst Star Wars ever.
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 14 Apr 2004, 21:19,
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the overly cheesy love scenes sucked a bit (imho)but I reckon that episode 1 was the worst starwars ever and that the yoda vs duku rocked...
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racketear tired, stressed and happy,
Wed 14 Apr 2004, 21:30,
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you gotta be kidding me!You could see the damned green screen behind Christopher Lee. It's like he was cut out by a 5th grader.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 14 Apr 2004, 21:36,
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The love scenes were necessaryOtherwise, fans would have complained. It was a cache 22 situation for him.
And Yoda kicked ass.
(And Yoda kicked ass.
karatesausage,
Wed 14 Apr 2004, 21:03,
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Why didn't Padme get MORE of her outfit ripped off?The clone army should have all worn jockstraps and gym shoes to make it more homoerotic
(,
Wed 14 Apr 2004, 21:05,
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You should be a film criticI'd never have notced that myself.
( oodle doodle,
Wed 14 Apr 2004, 21:06,
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The bit where he was dreamingthe entire cinema laughed at that bit.
The bit where R2D2 suddenly developed the ability to fly - argh!!
The C3PO head swapping joke, that was really stupid.
The bit where Anakin was riding on the back of that enormous bedmite things, that just looked completely fake.
I liked the Yoda light-sabre fight though.
It was generally ok, but had some stupid bits in it. I thought of producing an edited version.
(The bit where R2D2 suddenly developed the ability to fly - argh!!
The C3PO head swapping joke, that was really stupid.
The bit where Anakin was riding on the back of that enormous bedmite things, that just looked completely fake.
I liked the Yoda light-sabre fight though.
It was generally ok, but had some stupid bits in it. I thought of producing an edited version.
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 14 Apr 2004, 21:07,
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