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# Unshopped - just made me chuckle
questions:
1)Is fire only a risky business for children?
2)What type of child is that?
3)Who set him/her alight?

(mungojerry, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:50, archived)
#
1) Yes.
2) Human.
3) Me.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:51, archived)
# I love that
little guy. Me and my friend Dave used to go cutting them off the school's matches and glueing/sellotaping them inside our chemistry teacher's markbook.
Cherished memories...
(Phil The Easter Chick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:52, archived)
# it did make me laugh at work for about an hour today
I was bored!
(mungojerry, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:53, archived)
# Don't play with fire
or Frances the firefly will come and DESTROY YOU*

*or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:53, archived)
# fire is also risky for camairrelkeys*...

evening all... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:55, archived)
# 'ning
here's a pointless story:

there was a b3tan named rabid peanut, who wanted to go to another b3tan's site to look at cool stuff like haggis hurling. he found a software design site. 'hang on,' he thought that's not right.' he then saw the other b3tan's name was eclectech, and not electech

just goes to show: always read things carefully
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:01, archived)
# bugger...
i don't think there didn't use to be anything there... i had thought about grabbing that domain as it's a common typo of eclectech (it's been used in the newsletter 3 or 4 times)... how annoying... :(
edit: although it looks like it's been registered for a few years so i couldn't have got it anyhow... hey ho...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:11, archived)
# gaaaaah!
NO LIKE IT!!!

(well, really, i do like it)
(yakmonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:16, archived)
# i saw that pic on a box of matches i bought in the pub
made me laugh too
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:56, archived)
# i've been having fun burning stuff tonight
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:58, archived)