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[challenge entry] It's my office....


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(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:15, archived)
# heheheh
there is an "Accident Prevention Agency" in Edgbaston(sp?), which i found rather amusing!


houpla!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:17, archived)
# How do you know if you've suceeded in preventing an accient?
I mean, no one plans them.

Or do they?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:19, archived)
# it's probably a conspiracy...
if so, we'll die in some tradgic 'accidents' now
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:20, archived)
# Spread the word before it happ-
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:20, archived)
# hahah
they got you first!!


oh, be right back. somebody at the door...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:22, archived)
# i drive past that building in edgbaston every day...
... and every day i pray for someone to fall over, tip over a bucket of boiling water or hit their thumb with a hammer outside...

...so theres a couple of bunches of flowers stapped to a tree and one of those "police incident, did you see anything" signs directly outside now.*

...i don't find it funny anymore!

*no joke!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:29, archived)
# That's just redicu.....
.....aaaaggggh! Me fucking finger! Bastard keyboard...

/faints.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:22, archived)
# In Edgbaston
"Accident Prevention Agency" is probably just a posh word for "family planning clinic"
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:21, archived)
# hahahaha...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:22, archived)
# heheh
probably

posh gets


(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:23, archived)
# Lovely
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:18, archived)
# That is terrifyingly like my bedroom
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:39, archived)