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(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:37, archived)

I answered the phone at work once:

"Dan's crematorium. You kill 'em we grill 'em"

I work in a cinema.

My friend came up with it first.

I stole it.

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:38, archived)

Now get a job in a crematorium

and do it again.

That would rock.

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slight yoinks!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:42, archived)

I remember

the one to say when I was a lad was:

"City morgue; you stab 'em, we slab 'em"

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:43, archived)

That is the only party hat on the web.

100% of fact

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Tart Monkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:47, archived)

tis the best one at least

*parp*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:50, archived)

no, just the first one google finds

I think its because of those round pink bits on the front that look a bit like norks and I think it causes a false-positive reading in the bit of code in google image search that always ensures at least one pair appears in the first page of results whatever keywords you use.

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:50, archived)

i thought that...

but i found another! still first google page but i had to cut it out myself :)
www.b3ta.com/board/3065901

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:50, archived)