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# LivingTV were running out of ideas


Sorry. Really I am
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Don't apologise!
Make it a series!!
Because the words potential bandwagon are illegal...
(don't tell him Pike!!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)
# Hmmmm...
make Davros sexy!

I know you can do it....I put one of the 2 fat ladies heads on him once. But that wasn't sexy. It was terrifying.

I'll try and find it.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Here she is
Hmmmm
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Also
How Clean is your Tardis is a must, too...
(don't tell him Pike!!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Good one
That big fat one with the posh voice is begging to be photoshopped.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# too late
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Secondeded
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Pfffffft!
Haststandy woo!

TJ: aquarterof.co.uk sell Fireball Jawbreakers. How cool is that?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# that is not only cool
but Woo

good find mother, i see you are using your time constructively
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Indeed I am.
Dog and me were having a bit of sweetie nostalgia the other night so I decided to track them down.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)
# see if you can find wham bars
and tooty fruitys
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# They've got Wham bars
and Highland Toffee. I'll let you know if I find tooty fruities. They were ace.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Skull Crushers* for me please!

*they were white chocolate skulls with a red fondant centre. It was fun to squash them and snigger as the brains oozed out.
Anyone else remember them?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# spammer

and a lazy one at that
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Pah!
I can't spend my days looking for everyone elses favourite sweets.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)
# what if we paid you in PEZ machines?

and sent loads of baby stuff to you in 8 months time?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Ooh!
I could be tempted by that.

They've got caramel logs as well. Joy!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# I bet
You entered the compo to win £100 worth of sweeties.
You did, didn't you ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# What...
...like baby's fingers and toes, that sort of thing? A baby spleen maybe.
I can get hold of some.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# I like traditional sweets too !
I get them here:
More Groovy Sweeties !
Or sometimes, if I fancy a day out at the sheep racing, Here !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)
# or if they still make
black jacks or postman pat chews
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# or whistlepops
or gumballs, or sherbert dip dabs


mmmm sweeties
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# you said dip dabs

*guffaw*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# i did didn't i?
sounds a bit like..... tits
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# or flaps

.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# oh.... maybe
perhaps both!
tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps! tits and flaps!

sorry, i'm a little bit excitable today...
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)
# s'ok
*strokes excitability out of summat*

(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)
# that's making me more excited you fool
*SQUIRT*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)
# They still make Dip Dabs innit?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)