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# Have some respeck
Norris McWhirter has died.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Magnum
beat you to it. Although he spelt it differently so it may be a different man.*


*most unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# I bring you the news
as it happens

*bong*

I just sneezed.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# He lasted longer
than his brother... is that a new record?
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# You mean the right-wing bigot Norris McWhirter?
Good riddance.

Yes I know we all have fond memories of him from Record Breakers, but he was still a bigot.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Really?
Why? I just thought he was a know all who spent every waking hour reading that sodding book.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Why was he a bigot? *shrugs*
Great username, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# he thought all darkies should be sent home
and preferably all the irish too
was a bit miffed that eire got independence
and royally peeved that rhodesia did
he thought mandella was a terrorist

then again ... he did know *everything* about the number of beans eaten in under a minute with a cocktail stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:58, archived)
# but... but...
He had the stop watch at the 4 minute mile.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
# he was
rather ... um ... old school tory

still ... not a bad fucking way to go ... heart attack playing tennis in your seventies

(and woo to the camera man ... I've got nearly enough cameras clogging my house up to make one of those buggers for real)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)