andorder the taxi in advance - if you woke up next to that, you'd have to gnaw off your arm to escape, AND gnaw off your other arm so you never did it again....
which I have done. possibly.
(which I have done. possibly.
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:58,
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if you didthey how are you typing now?
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:59,
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Ihave highly trained balls
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:01,
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Impressivemost impressive
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:02,
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althoughI really meant woke up next to someone who had been set on fire and put out with a shovel. not actually gnawing off limbs.
The other trick is to conceal a bottle of vodka under the pillow. when you wake, immediately down the vodka before looking at anything. Hey presto, they are just as sttractive as they were when you pulled them after 12 pints of nasty.
(The other trick is to conceal a bottle of vodka under the pillow. when you wake, immediately down the vodka before looking at anything. Hey presto, they are just as sttractive as they were when you pulled them after 12 pints of nasty.
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:04,
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