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# With his nervous disposition

Ollie never should have worn the khaki slacks
on a first date
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Poor Ollie.
Incontinence is no laughing matter.

Hang on, yes it is.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# its not
when you working in a hospital


oh wait, it still is, its just harder to stop yourself laughing
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# it really isn't when you're working as a cleaner in a hospital
and have to pick up soiled granny nappies of the floor... usually withouit gloves as you can't be arsed to wonder off and find them

it was a great job mind
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# sounds
fantasic
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Good to see he can laugh about it though.
woo to wee
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# my wife never found it funny
after our baby was born
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# shhhhhhhhhhhhh
don't tell the inferior one...... woo
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Oh don't!
I've all bases covered on that one though. And pelvic floor muscles that could kill a man.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Wait
That's no incontinence ...


Naughty Ollie ... and how disappointed his date will be ...
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)