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# pfffft
baby i reckon (everyone's having kids round here, have you noticed?)
gonna be like a fucking creche soon...
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# I'm going to sign the baby up for b3ta
as soon as its born.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# decided on a username yet?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# perhaps
baby-superior-master-and-overlord

?
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# mother inferior + <>Dog =
inferior puppy
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# yay!
like it.
i was thinking 'little shitbag'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# hahahaha
woe betide your offspring!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# I do hope it's not contagious
Or I'm screwed. Although I think the screwing comes first, if my vague memory of sex education lessons serves me correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Well, I've never even done open mouthed kissing.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# :O
I should hope not, that's rude!

*hides bin full of used condoms*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)