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# .eep.

It's crap and very nasty, apologies to Mother Inferior (To Be) I'm sure real kids aren't used really...
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
nasty
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Heh heh!
No apology necessary :)
Tis woo in the extreme.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:01, archived)
# how's the bump?
can he/she shop kittens yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Very small.
It's rubbish, it can't shop kittens or go to the shops for me or anything :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# just wait a while
then you can make it do anything you want (I assume - although I have no first hand experience of this sort of thing)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# I will train it well.
Mwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
# that's nasty
yummy on yer chips though...
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmm
chips
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# chips made of baby
of course.
and woo tot he pic.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# pfffft
baby i reckon (everyone's having kids round here, have you noticed?)
gonna be like a fucking creche soon...
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# I'm going to sign the baby up for b3ta
as soon as its born.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# decided on a username yet?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# perhaps
baby-superior-master-and-overlord

?
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# mother inferior + <>Dog =
inferior puppy
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# yay!
like it.
i was thinking 'little shitbag'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# hahahaha
woe betide your offspring!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# I do hope it's not contagious
Or I'm screwed. Although I think the screwing comes first, if my vague memory of sex education lessons serves me correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Well, I've never even done open mouthed kissing.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# :O
I should hope not, that's rude!

*hides bin full of used condoms*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Best use for babies EVER
Stops them bringing them in pubs/restaurants screaming their fucking heads off.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# www.woo.co.uk/IthinkthatIhavesoiledmyself
Bravo, Woo, Woot, Yay, Huzzah, Blinging(Thats 1 for all you Scallies out there), well done and any other congratulatory phrases you can think of. Take a FP out of petty cash
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Mmmm....
Extra Virgin?
(I helped save b3ta! spoonmuppet, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# my oh my,
What in gods name is jaws doing with a sledge hammer, he's nutty enough with just his metal teeth!

TJ
Discobiscuitking poster type chap, any chance of an A-Team on the loose catch-up, because I'm into the story now and not having anymore to read is starting to get on my breasticles. thanks. ateam.stusdisco.com/thejourney8.htm
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Biggest laugh of the day so far
the expression is so perfect
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# noon
squire
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# That one on the left
has a touch of special in him. Woo!
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)