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[challenge entry] I can't remember the last time i entered a compo
so heres this, based on a converstion i had while very drunk



Where do they go?

From the Secret Government Departments challenge. See all 233 entries (closed)

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:00, archived)
# damn
good question! they're never there when you go back!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:00, archived)
# well.... yea...
never seen that penguin in my life! I swears!
*looks over shoulders suspiciously*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:03, archived)
# They are collected
and then sewn together to make quilts for tramps.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:01, archived)
# yet another idea
for a secret government agency
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:03, archived)
# Bloody hell,
it is? I certainly didnt intend it to be. The Department of Macabre Civil Servants Who Collect Roadkill And Sew It All Together To Make Tramp Bedding? (TDMCSWCRSIATTMTB) It does have a certain ring to it though.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:05, archived)
#

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:11, archived)
# If
for any strange reason the person who is supposed to judge the compo this week should have an unfortunate accident and I get asked to stand in, first place is yours.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:13, archived)
# Yeah
One week the compo should be entitled "Personal jokes you shared on the board ar 1.15am"
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:14, archived)
# I entirely agree.
It would allow me to submit my 'Ninjas are teh sux0r' picture that I was using to bait Sattamassagana with. And several others .
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:16, archived)
# nice pic
you forgot the Golden Arches on the truck though...

woo yay!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:05, archived)
# ha ha ha
McRoadkill
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:06, archived)
# but how....
did a penguin appear in the middle of liverpool? Unless I'm mistaken, they migrate a bit further east through France.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:11, archived)
# The Council...
...have been told to cut cost in education. They scrape off the meaty bits and put it in school dinners.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:23, archived)