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[challenge entry] As the commies win the cold war
Blair Guevara goes underground ...



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(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# Nice beard.
Liking your username, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# creep
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# Can't I be fluffsome
to someone else without you getting jealous? Go and stalk Summat...


masher
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# oi!
don't dump him on me
masher
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# Dump him on you?
You forget, you're still engaged to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# yeah but we're 'on a break'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# no you cant

and i cant talk to him.

he has his mouth full.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Weirdo



What the hell are you doing here?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# shit
we don't belong here
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# The correct response was:
I don't belong here...
/radiohead
Bob Holness will now dock you 20 points.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# damn that holness

i prefer jim bowen any day
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Thank you sir.
At least someone's on my wavelength :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# what a wave length
.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# And just what are you saying?
*hands on hips*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# maybe that you're
'medium wave'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# nothing dear

sit down and have a lovely cuppa
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# ha ha
stickman's stalking someone else and you're jealous!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# Hey!
I'm no stalker!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] you didn't compo it*
I shall compo this nearly appropriate pearoast



*the power of the edit
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# PERESTROIKA?*
* only Russian word I could think of in a hurry
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Da, glasnost!
likewise
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Ya ni panimayo pa ruski
or something like that
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Sacriledge!!! (woo)
'scuse i, pardon i:

Anyone know where i can find that pirate - the one blatantly going "yarr" with his cutlass raised and a red jacket? I'm sure he used to be the first result on a google image search for "pirate" but i can't find him at all now.....
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# ..
why is he dressed like Micheal Jackson??
(Mr_Rense, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Chamone
muthacomrade!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Errr
Umm wasn't Che Guevara a communist, or am I missing something?

(I helped save b3ta! Geej, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:40, archived)