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[challenge entry] Dammit beaten again (by yogurt)

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(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)
# i would
russian or not
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Da
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)
# I would
*fwapfwapski*
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:49, archived)
# i spy-ski
camel-ski toe-ski

arf-ski, my-ski humour-ski is-ski so-ski low-ski
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:49, archived)
# really?
I only spy a camel humpski
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:51, archived)
# I should imagine in cold weather
like that her flange is so tight you couldn't fit a pipe cleaner up it.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:52, archived)
# nah its def there
zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom *kevin and perry movie style*
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)
# That just sent my mood up another notch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)
# i really am going to have to leave my desk
if you carry on like that
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Why?
to *fwap*?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:54, archived)
# I'm looking out of my office window
and scantily clad babes getting pissed in the sun in the bar across the dock

all this talk of tight russian flanges is getting me hot under the collar

*fwap* *fwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:56, archived)
# Lucky you, I'm looking out of our fire escape and can see
a brick wall, some barbed wire, and the only joy I get is the occasional duck waddling past. And believe it or not, I'm not in prison.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 14:00, archived)
# andrex
sir?
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Call in the industrial spillage crew
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:59, archived)
# Noon!
Where's yer bunny, then? Last I heard, you were bending over...
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)
# ah she had to leave
to take in alcohol.

*sad face*

:O(
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# I don't think I'd be rushin'.
I'd take my time with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:59, archived)
# good
call sire
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 14:01, archived)
# *fwapski*
*fwapski*
*fwapski*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:50, archived)
# ding dong
well hellooooo, she be woooooverly
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Well hello, Sofya
Want a ride in my Lada?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)
# I think we both know
that her real name is Natasha
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:55, archived)