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[challenge entry] she lives!

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(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Nooooooooo!
She'll drink all the vodka!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# she was more of a gin woman actually

and you shouldn't be drinking in your condition
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# I can stalk you if you want.
Although I tend to drool and forget things, so it won't be very glamorous.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# are you a lady?
only ladies need apply.

summat gets jealous otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# /rubs chests, finds no lady boobies there.
Sorry. No.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# I know.
But commies drink vodka. 100% of generalisation.

And not a drop of alcohol or a single fag has passed my lips since I found out.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Woo.
An excellent display of self-discipline!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# i should hope you don't go around putting gay men in your....

oh i see what you mean

/coat
/again
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Good to hear it.
Eating cigarettes is a terrible habit anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
# I know.
I really needed the excuse to give it up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)