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# not a photoshopped entry
but well fucking worth it
(skagg, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:39, archived)
# I like the way
it says "only one left in stock, order soon"
Yeah, right.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Jebus H. Rice!
Did you see that track listing?
"1. Sexual Sound FX: Male Masturbating (Slow)
2. Sexual Sound FX: Male Masturbating (Fast)
3. Sexual Sound FX: Ejaculation
4. Sexual Sound FX: Comical Ejaculation
5. Sexual Sound FX: Doggy Style"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:52, archived)
# One of the old BBC Sound Effects Albums...
...had an effect called "Horror Toilet" which was the sound of a toilet eating someone...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 16:05, archived)
# A google image search
for "horror toilet" returns a pic of Rudy Giuliani in about fifth place...

Why???
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 16:12, archived)
# BBC
Can you describe the sound of a toilet eating someone?
(637sabs, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 19:32, archived)
# Snarl!
Scream!, Chomp!, Chomp!, Chomp!, FLsuh, Gurgle!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 0:38, archived)
# Wheee Ha Ha
My dictionary didn't tell me what chomp means. I thought I rmembered that word from the Calvin and Hobbes comics (it is the noise you make when you chew?) and I found this
[IMG SCR="http://people.freenet.de/Amtthuelen/C+Htoi.png"]
Wheee
(637sabs, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 11:14, archived)